Wednesday, 19 October 2011

BR1 CLAN TO GET NEW HEAD OF GAMES INTEL



JUST THOUGHT ID PUT THE MAD GRANNY VID ON AGAIN ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY.


ANYWAYS BACK TO THE REAL CLAN NEWS


The clan will get a new head for games Intel today as soon as Cmdr merciod accepts his new posting to Intel divs. He will be handling all the latest games reviews and Intel on equipment set ups and techniques for us all to better our gaming experience and to better our abilities on the battlefield .


Take notice of his tips because i know for sure he knows his fucking onions when it comes to game set up etc etc .There can be no one better for the job so I'm putting him on it ASAP.


As far as tactics go's in bf3 i know it will be hard to start with and many of you have no faith it can work but believe me the tactics I'm planning on arent the kind that get you killed all the time putting yourselves in harms way that's not the plan.


The plan is to ensure we all give each other covering fire as and when we can and you cant do that unless you move around the map in small groups or as a team.


So this is the plan and that's what I'm trying to do with help from my man pongo who will head up fire support team 1 we will try to hold as many private training games as we can so when we do go public we win and work together better than the recent shambles of the black ops mission .


oh its painful to even think of the dark days of black ops may that game rest in piece lol


as far as flying go's there should be more emphasis on flying in tandem wing man and leader as its a lot easier to get kills with a wing man than solo and for those of you who want a real flying experience i suggest you get ACAH as its all about teamwork and flying in groups of two great practice for bf3 jets.


i know its nearly imposable to give covering fire for the tanks with choppers in bfbc2 without adequate boots on the ground and fire support or the choppers just end up getting blown out the sky but believe me its all about every cog in the machine working together that makes these things work and when they do they really do we will be invincible and have total air superiority and that will feel great when we are smashing the living shit out of our enemies trust me boys it may take a while to get it right but it will come to those who can be bothered to give it a try for those who cant don't worry they wont be on the team long enough for it to matter.lol


right that's enough about tactics


hopefully mercoid will soon start to post some interesting stuff that will benefit us all and make the new season3 of BR1 the best yet


I'm planning some really funny game modes like rescue the hostage and kill the traitor a bit like mike Myers with an interesting twist that will have you all pissing ya self's laughing but i wont spoil the fun and ill wait till bf3 release before i let you all in on it in fact I'll pass it on to our head of Intel when the time is right and let him explain it to you all.


Our general snig08 has informed me he will be joining us in bf3 but with his new collage commitments it will be hard for him to find the time but he will try his best to do what he can when he can so we all look forward to that and its nice to know he will still be amongst us .


right I'm off got to take my MiG for a spin I'm trying out new radar system and Ive just had it re sprayed lol see ya all on the front line enjoy the Granny's .

Sunday, 9 October 2011

BR1* Team Tacticle, Welcome To Battlefield 3

I'm starting pilot school Friday in Ace Combat Assault Horizons. The only BR1 pilots flying in Battlefield 3 will be those who put in the 2 week intensive training in Air Combat, because its got all the latest planes and then some! Choppers too and it will show who's worth putting in control of our top and most valuable assets. I only want the very best in Battlefield 3 with my clan's tag on. I'm sick of the way the clan's been for too long now. I dropped the age limit and lifted that restriction to give you all a fair chance at making the cut and prove that just because you're not 18 or over you could still follow orders, work as a team, win matches and make the clan proud. Instead many of you have not even bothered to turn up for clan matches, training, clan duty and to host clan matches ( for those of you who are commanders, except for Snig and me.)
There's been no clan reports, no nothing. I've let it slide, but not anymore.
Now is your chance to prove yourself, so don't waste it, there's 1 week left. 1 more week of Battlefield 2 training for chopper pilots, tank commanders, snipers etc... This is your last week before pilot school.
I know that not everyone will do pilot training or want to, but those who really do and want to be a part of a tactical online FPS Clan and join me Commander in Chief in taking BR1 to the next level will do so. I await your applications.
For those of you who have put in the duty and showed up despite how the poxy servers has split us there will be the unit of their choice, except the air force unit. That will only have top gun pilots who have made the grade in Ace Combat.
I have tried to give everyone a fair chance to prove themselves to me, but hardly anyone has put in any effort.
I'm not ruining this game for myself like Call of Duty, by having too many kids who can't follow orders if their lives depended on it. Fuck that, why would I?
BR1 is going up a notch.
I'm only taking those who I know I can rely on.
For those who cant be arsed to even show up for clan matches, well they won't be top of the invite list and that's their own fault. I'm not sacrificing MY CLAN for that. There is 1 more week before pilot school, they need to prove themselves. Those who can't even turn up on time will most likely not keep you alive on the battlefield and that is not team work.
THE SARGE CMDR in CHIEF GOA BR1* HEAD ALPHA SQD.

BR1" Coolest Grannys in London town


RACING GRANNY'S GETTING DOWN WITH THEIR BAD ASS SELVES IN WOOLWICH SE LONDON GO GRANNY GO GIRL.lol

BR1* Coolest Grannys in London Town 2


CHECK OUT THE FUNKIEST GRANNY'S IN OLD LONDON TOWN MAN WE GOT THE COOLEST SHIT HERE ITS SUCH A FUNNY PLACE TO LIVE AND THAT'S WHY WE LOVE OLD LONDON TOWN.

Thursday, 6 October 2011

Battlefield 3: Jay-Z -- "99 Problems" - Gameplay TrailerCHECK THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT BABY NOW THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

PPS LETS JUST PRAY TO GOD OR WHOEVER YOUR BELIEVING IN THIS WEEK THAT THEY SORT OUT ALL THESE PROBLEMS WITH THE GAME BEFORE THE REALISE DATE 28TH OCT OR WE ARE WELL FUCKED CAUSE THE BETA IS A FUCKING JOKE TALK ABOUT FUCK ALL WORKING PROPERLY OR WHAT. AT THE MOMENT ITS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE TRYING TO JUST STAY IN A GAME TOGETHER LET ALONE TAKE TO THE FUCKING SKY'S AND HOPE TO GODS ITS NOT LAGGING ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE AND REMEMBER TO BEWARE THERE IS ALREADY A WHOLE LOT OF DIRTY NO GOOD CHEATING CUNTS HACKING THE FUCKING GAME BEFORE ITS EVEN RELEASED THESE CHEATING CUNTS RUIN SHIT FOR EVERYONE JUST BECAUSE THEY CANT WIN WITHOUT CHEATING THE SAD FUCKS SHOULD BE PLAYING FUCKING LEGO. I BLAME IT ON THE GOVERNMENT IF THEY HADN'T CHANGED THE WAY YOU ALL GROW UP NOW DAYS WITH FUCK ALL COMPETITION IN SCHOOLS EVERYONE HAS TO BE A WINNER AND NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO LOSE IN CASE IT HURTS THEIR MOTHERFUCKER FEELINGS USELESS LITTLE BASTARDS NEED TO LEARN THERE IS ALWAYS WINNERS AND LOSERS IN THIS FUCKING WORLD AND THE SOONER THEY LEARN THAT THE BETTER IT WILL BE .PERSONALLY I THINK THERE SHOULD BE BETTER GOVERNANCE OF THE ONLINE GAMING TO KEEP ALL THESE FUCKING KIDS OUT OF OUR ADULT TITLES CAUSE ITS THE KIDDIES THAT WANT TO CHEAT ALL THE TIME WITH RAPID FIRE CONTROLLERS AND LAG SWITCHES AND SHIT , THE ONLY CONSOLATION IS THOSE THAT CHEAT WILL ALWAYS BE FUCKING LOSERS NO MATTER HOW MANY WAYS THEY FIND TO CHEAT THEIR WAY THROUGH LIFE FUCK EM SARGE OUT

Monday, 3 October 2011

BR1 Gripe on BF3 Pass It On



Complaint from the BR1 Clan:
What's the point of the beta from our perspective, apart from getting to see what Battlefield would be like if you could go prone? It's a fucking liberty. We should all bombard the forums with our gripes, no air vehicles + no tanks = no point.
How can we judge if it works in the game or not if we can't try anything out except poxy prone position on a small map?
Not encouragement to get the game at all, is it?
Send to forums, tell them what we really think . It could be a big disappointment game like Homefront was.

DECLASSIFIED BR1 INTEL FROM THE SARGE CMDR IN CHIEF GOA HEAD ALPHA SQD.

They asked us to judge the game so, we're judging it. What there is of it and we're not happy. It seems very deceptive to keep everything important out of game especially as the important things are the reason anybody wants it - not to be able to lay on the floor!

Saturday, 1 October 2011

BF3 Tactical Teams




I am taking names today and tomorrow (Oct 1 + 2) for BR1's tactical team in BF3.

You need to give me your name and choose which class you want to be. There will be 4 classes:


Pilots and Drivers (air support and vehicles)


Special Forces (Including close quarter combat, assault troops and medics)


Fire Support (Light and Heavy machine gunner squads)


Snipers and Spotters.


You will get the opportunity to try out what class you have chosen and decide if its what you wanna stay doing in clan matches for the release of BF3.

As from next weekend leading up to the release of Battlefield 3 my Sunday clan matches will be hosted in BF2 / BF3 for training, practice and selection.

I want to make good use of onslaught mode in BF2 for practicing drill. So anyone joining matches in BF2 leading up to the release it would be a good idea to go out of your way to get the onslaught mode as this will show those troops who are truly dedicated.

Once you have decided on a speciality, you will be expected to stick to and excel in that squad. The best trooper in each squad at the end of each month will become the squad leader for the next month unless I choose otherwise!


Remember THE SARGE'S motto "Ammo is free so use plenty of it, and a good trooper always makes sure he has all the right equipment available. A well armed trooper gets the job done. Forewarned is forearmed!"


Please note: I have decided to drop the age limit of 18, but you must stick to the rules, stick with your squad and follow your squad leader.If you don't you will be kicked from the match and demoted. This could result in time spent in the brig ie. (a few days on a ban in the brig never hurt anyone lol) I have made this decision to give everyone a fair chance to excel to the next level of gaming. This way yes your sticking to the rules and following orders, but everyone has the opportunity to become the squad leader by becoming the best in the squad that month.