hi ya troops just thought id drop you all a new line or two as im trying to get our old BR1 NEWS DESK CARTOONS UP ON THE BLOGG you will have to bare with me as you all know just how stupid the sarge is and at the moment im suffering with mosquito eye syndrome . yes one of those little fuckers stung me in the eye last night so i have put a hit out on the little barstard and all his wingy little mates. ive been in agoony all fucking night with this ting my eye has swollen up and im a bit peeved to say the least , but never mind i know he did it dilberately so thats why im gonna have him killed and chop his wings off for the hell of it ha ha ha , ( I KNOW IM NUTTS ) ANYWAYS i did mention the other day that i have put our special intelligents covert team headed up by general snig08 my second in command on a very covert opp to discover why the slippery barstards at infinatyward have been hiding shit from us old school hardedned vets in the game by covertly hideing a special game called thermal nuclear war from us that you can only play by hacking into the game >(SHAME ON YOU INFINATYWARD GREEDY BARSTARDS ) they have had the cheek to put this game in and not let us play it even though we have all payed good monies to have a copy of MW2 thats just out of order , its bad enough that the killstreak system is so unfair only letting players who can string more than 3 kills together without dying have all the fun , i mean lets face it old school oldies like me dont get a chance to use the best part of the multiplayer part of the game cause we are old and our eyes are on the way out and sometimes it feels as if we are only in the game to be cannon fodder for the younger players . i mean after all we are the one payeing all that cash for the games how many school kids can afford to buy games at 50 bucks a pop straight of the shelfs ?? not many they only get the game when mummy and daddy buy it for them we pay cash and plenty of it too . i myself have already spent nearly £1000 on new games this year and still have more to go b4 the year is up its not fair maybe we will take our cash and spend it in ghost recon where everyone has the same ability and not just the kids who hog the killstreaks and only think of themselfs then what will they do wait for christmas every year and the odd birthday befor selling any games ( think about it ) im not saying the killstreaks is a bad idear just not really fair as if you cant keep up the kills your just there to be shot dead thats all its bollocks.i myself am not too displeased as i have the bigest and best clan the world has ever seen and we oftern make up our own type games as BR1 is full of very clever young guns who know how to have fun and we have been killing the enemy for nearly a year now come the 11th of november and we still aint getting bored with it yet . but thats why this clan is so god damed good we change it up and turn it around to suit how we want to play, at one point we had so many in BR1 we couldnt all go into a game at once as sometimes 50 of us would turn up at once for duty, its a shame but numbers have dwindelled latley but still we have on active duty atleast 20 hardened vets at any one time and can always find some succkers out there to kill cause thats what BR1 dose best kill motherfuckers and splash brains up the walls of all the shit holes they send us to fight in , man when we cant find any enemy to kill we will kill the local dogs beggers even the bloke in the bakers shop if we have too ha ha ha . i am so proud of my troops i have spent the time to train each of my special forces units my self in the special opps mode and spent 2 hours with every man befor handing out thier new id badges and ranks . i head up alpha sqd general snig08 heads bravo and delta and echo are freelance . soon ther will be a xray , foxtrot, yanky and charlie units provided we can find new cmdrs to head up and train those sqd's as the old cmdrs have all been demoted to private for going AWOL all at the same time . ( in did warn you all but you never listened so fuck it you will hvae to ern your ranks back from scratch) anyways with MOH comming soon and black opps me and the GENERAL will be selecting only the best and most dedicated to fill the places at the top so get ready as the war is far from over and there is plenty enemy blood yet to be spilled . i will try now to add the vids and maybe a pic or two to kkeep you all pissing yourselfs laughing i hope it works ( if it dont its all moskey the mosquitos fault kill that little fucker if you get the chance thats an order THE SARGE COMMANDER IN CHIEF HEAD ALPHA SQD SPECIAL FORCES BR1* TIER.1.
